Källkoden till Windows 98

// TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
// Project: Chicago(tm)
// Projected release-date: Summer 1998

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "bill_rulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
(
while(!CRASHED) (
     display_copyright_message();
     display_bill_rules_message();
     do_nothing_loop();

     if (first_time_installation) (
          make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
          do_nothing_loop();
          totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
          search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
          hang_system();
     )

     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_some_stuff();

     if (still_not_crashed) (
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          basically_run_windows_3.1();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_nothing_loop();
     )
)

if (detect_cache())
     disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu()) (
     set_wait_states(lots);
     set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
     set_mouse(action, jumpy);
     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
)

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
     crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
     system_memory = open("a:|swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something) (
     sleep(5);
     get_user_input();
     sleep(5);
     act_on_user_input();
     sleep(5);
)

create_general_protection_fault();
)