I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for me having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important...